I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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