It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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