Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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