I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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