I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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