I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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