They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I want to be your penis for a week.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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