My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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