You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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