Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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