She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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