On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I think your dad took our porno
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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