Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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