So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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