I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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