i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
the room spins SO much faster in panama
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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