everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
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