So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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