yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Randomize
