she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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