first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
should my penis look like a turkey
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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