You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Mom said you looked used
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
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