Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Green mimosas i think yes
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
