Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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