she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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