Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Did I show you my penis last night?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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