I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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