I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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