hell yes lets make some ravioli
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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