Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I need water and some morals
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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