Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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