Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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