so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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