i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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