I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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