do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
She's the barista slut.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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