my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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