Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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