in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
My balls are so social today.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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