end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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