eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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