i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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