Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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