did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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