Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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