normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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