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I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I came so hard my ears popped.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
he's single and there are thong briefs.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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