I wanna passion pit in your ass
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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