you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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