Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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