I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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