That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
