bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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